When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
by Jamie J. October 3, 2007
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Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!
by Bod June 9, 2004
Get the coffin dodgers mug.When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.
I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.
by Alan August 10, 2004
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Get the coffin dodger mug.When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.
Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing
Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe
Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe
by antbell21 January 12, 2019
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