A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.
Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
Kyle: What happened bro?
Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.
Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....
by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018
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Get the walnut crunch mug.A riffing style popularized by legendary Metallica frontman James Hetfield. It is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets Motorhead/NWOBHM etc (new Wave Of British Heavy Metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding orgasmic tune to what most Metalhead calls now as Thrash. Their milestone debut album "Kill 'Em All" introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally spawned hundreds of Thrash bands mimicing that style.
"Metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the Metalli-crunch, that's why they became a legend to the music world"
by TT Boy4 April 12, 2010
Get the Metalli-Crunch mug.1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.
Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter
Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter
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Get the Double Crunch mug.D-CRUNCH are a k-pop boy group, based in South Korea, under AI Grand ent. They consist of 9 members, 6 rappers and 3 vocals, and they debuted in 2018. The official fandom name being Diana
Diana: hey do you stan D-CRUNCH?
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!
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