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eating chips and queso while drinking a dr pepper in your dorm room at 4 am
James: “Are you okay?”

Emma: “I’m so crossed right now.”
by soobn August 26, 2023
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Crossdressing neckbeard

A male who likes to pretend to be a girl in a video game and does SRP "sex roleplay" with another loser male who also pretend to be a girl. sometimes these can have pedophilic or even zoophilia fantasies involved. they're neckbeards so they will attempt to befriend anyone with a female character for this purpose alone.
Neckbeard 1: wanna see my tail? *Undresses*

Neckbeard 2: ohhhhhhh

Other people: take that cringe shit to DM's, this is a mmo children play this game.

Neckbeard 3: yeah my girlfriend is only 13.

Other people: Goddamn crossdressing neckbeards!
by Painitblack December 30, 2023
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crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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Crossler Middle School

Place full of cool enough people, people with hobbies (let's not be mean to furries and anime kids guys), annoying kids that skip in the bathrooms and break the rules (a lot), idiots, overly smart people, and decent teachers. Shoutout to Mr. Mace guys I love the class, love the teacher, hate 6th period so much I'm in it and there's like a maximum of like 8 good people. If you stay with your type of people your experience won't be shit. Could be better, overall 7/10
by hikikohardcore April 25, 2024
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crossdresser

Crossdresser.
by Televizyr November 18, 2024
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Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"
by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024
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Crossrail Jail

When said horse trainer sentences said ammy to an undetermined amount of time jumping only tiny jumps.
I’ve been put on crossrail jail!
by Minipony December 13, 2024
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