crippling depression

danica stansell

man that danica is the definition of crippling depression

by derpguy56 January 8, 2018

crippling depression

when you dont want to ice skate anymore because your too sad

mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?

JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!

by mary the cow April 29, 2019

Crippling depression

big mood.

Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.

by fox boi July 13, 2019

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

crippling nostalgia

Living life in nostalgia and refusing to take part in modern day life. Ex. Owning a 360 even though you could have the One, but refuse to purchase in the name of nostalgia.

“Wow dude your room looks like the 90’s threw up everywhere.”

“Thanks I have crippling nostalgia!”

by Chrisboi589 October 5, 2020

crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"

by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021

Crippling Culture

Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.

"We don't have a gun problem, we have a crippling culture problem."

by Forkskin October 1, 2022