When you checkin out the motives of everyone around you in every environment you be in even if they aint plottin for you you could see it getting to you anyway
by Maridonna Bechina June 25, 2020
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“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023
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Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!
Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2023
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by Zachary O'Donnell March 18, 2025
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by jacob.anthony00@gmail.com February 2, 2022
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