Criminal Food

it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.
this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.
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Honest Criminal

Someone who is pushed to do crime to preserve tbemsel or a community
Bonqueque and Bartholomew were childhood freinds. Although they were poor. They were fired from their job and now they are going to die from thirst or hunger. So they both agreed to steal stuff and stop as soon as they don't need to anymore. Bonqueque would steal food, clothes and other basic needs how ever Bartholomew would steal valuable things like chains, jewelry, etc. Bonqueque would go for the basic needs immediately however Bartholomew would go for the jewels to have reserve money in case there's no more basic needs. Both are honest criminals but one is scared while the other one is careful
by Swordhero March 23, 2023
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Pulling a Criminal

Somehow finding a way to be the only one killed by an Overwatch ultimate
Man that junk rat popped ult and only got our baptiste. Guess he was pulling a criminal
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Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions
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linguistic criminal

The eternal enemy of the grammar nazi. Somebody for whom grammatical errors are a non-issue. An individual who commits so-called "word crimes".
My redneck of an uncle is such a linguistic criminal.
by jaydough March 27, 2016
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criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.
Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids
by WhereIsMySandwich October 03, 2022
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criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.
Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids
by WhereIsMySandwich October 03, 2022
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