Crease Creature

A female who lurks around the hockey rink, looking for a new stick. An ugly version of a "Puck Slut", also see Slump Buster.

Kevin was hammered and found himself a crease creature to take home.

by Broberts January 7, 2016

creaturous

Someone who talks, walks and moves in a creaturous way. Normally these individuals stick close to walls and stays in the shadows. When talking its sounds something similar to a fox howling or that of some mumbo jumbo you can't quite make out in a sentence.

Eddie "Hey Joe, have you seen Ryan today?"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"

by Mr.TickleyToes January 28, 2016

Couch Creature

A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.

Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"

by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019

Eyeball Creature

Someone described as a stupid person. Very stupid.

???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..

by snatcher October 10, 2019

vile creature

a rude older sister who hates their stunning sister

shayna is a vile creature lol hehe

by hihowareuhehe October 13, 2019

creatured out

Sex drug and money

I was creatured out

by Fyf byrd May 2, 2018

bleacher creatures

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.

"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"

by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020