A drooling gay beast, thought to be a distant cousin of the buttbeast that stalks the woods of Norfolk. Indigenous to the mountain regions of China, this evil faggot creature makes no distinction between age, size, or colour in selecting its victims.
The Cock Creature got a nasty surprise when, thinking Josh was just easy prey,
got more than he had bargained for...
got more than he had bargained for...
by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004
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Get the Creasure mug.Awww it's a homo-like creature! It's so cute, prancing in a non-straight way!!
Olga you owe me a homo-like creature!!
Olga you owe me a homo-like creature!!
by rawr I'm a dinosaur January 7, 2006
Get the homo-like creature mug.a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a freindly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your freind and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually beleive any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.
Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"
punks- "Go home preacher creature."
punks- "Go home preacher creature."
by skank89 September 2, 2008
Get the preacher creature mug.Used to describe a woman that is extremely ugly, beyond hideous, the utmost of fankledness (see fankled), almost to the point of looking like some kind of unidentified humanoid creature.
by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002
Get the creature mug.have you ever gotten REALLY lonely and gone out into the wilderness at night with a candle and a bottle of barbecue sauce to find furry woodland creatures?
by pancho boy squared April 25, 2003
Get the creature mug.Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.
by Mysterious Passion May 7, 2004
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