Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.

“Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal”

by Steve The OG November 25, 2021

Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.

As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.

by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022

pool crawl

A Pool Crawl works like a pub crawl. The events are put together by hosts and tickets grant you access to different pools and bars with no covers, great drink specials, possibly a free drink at each venue, drinking games, private party hosts and guided walking tour between venues, or sometime shuttle service. This is usually a ticket or wristband purchase event.

Hey lets check out this hip new pool crawl in Marbella! I hear the party at the last venue is epic!

by poolcrawldefiner November 1, 2019

Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.

I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!

by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021

crawl

crawl (to lay and move hands and feet)

Maybe you're trying to crawl out of here.

by thanospurplegrap April 24, 2022

crawling with

full of

'Cause this city is crawling with dirty cops.

by CyberPM November 10, 2022

Routson crawl

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021