coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

swallowing cotton

When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.

Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

caught in cotton

Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.

Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.

by Snazzy Suit Man June 9, 2011

Cotton Milk

Cotton Milk Refers to the milky taste of your saliva after smoking weed, getting cotton mouth, and drinking a glass of milk

Man I love Cotton Milk" "Yeah, it's like a never ending glass of milk!

by Kanichols June 5, 2010

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

cotton soldier

A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.

“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019

Cotton Field

a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)

Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.

by Justiceemu February 6, 2009