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Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.
Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

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Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.
by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025
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cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025
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last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
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Cottage plunger

When a woman has thrush and a man thrusts hard until he explodes. Creating a frothing cottage cheese effect.
I had cottage plunger last night, best I’ve had in a long time!
by Sweetnene January 20, 2026
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