closet geek

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

by Jesse Surrette March 9, 2005

Coming out of the closet

The act of a homosexual becoming open about his/her sexuality towards the same gender.

Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.

by Kraldasicko August 16, 2012

Closet Music

The music you love but hide for fear of being ridiculed.

He claims to live the thug life but I've seen his closet music. Anyone who listens to Kenny Loggins can't possibly have street cred.

by the_cursor November 11, 2006

closet sister

two females who are best friends that partake in sexual acts while still maintaining a heterosexual lifestyle

jenna and macy are closet sisters but jenna has a boyfriend

by swoosh_bear92 June 20, 2011

Tamil Closet

A deadly location where a person is backed into a corner and is repeatedly hurricane-kicked, haduken'd, and receives numerous dragon-uppercuts.

"Oh snap, that bitch is being put into a Tamil Closet."

by T-Chan January 25, 2009

Closet Shrine

A place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. The shrine may contain the person's used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person's old chewing gum. The statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.

Helga is stalking Arnold religiously. She even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.

by lafuferfly August 11, 2010

turd closet

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015