A sponge bath for the vagina....
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021
Get the coochie splashmug. When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you
Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun
Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun
Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF
by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019
Get the coochie crackermug. A girl is talking with a new guy and hoping to score (or get a date.) Another female comes up getting in your way and possibly blocking your chance with the guy. She is "Coochie Blocking" you.
by Ms D October 22, 2010
Get the Coochie Blockingmug. When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019
Get the Meaningful Coochiemug. 1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade
by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019
Get the Coochie splattermug. by coochiemaster December 12, 2018
Get the coochie buttmug. by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022
Get the Coochie Curdsmug.