Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.

Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.

by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019

coochie butt

the female front butt

damn man, you got a coochie butt

by coochiemaster December 12, 2018

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad as fuck and I heard she got that yummy coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

coochie graber

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie

Wilbert is a coochie graber

by Lina bennet September 10, 2022

Unliberalized Coochie

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)

Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister

by Rionox January 7, 2023

spooky coochie

When a hoe got a dusty dirty cobweb up in her coochie

"Spewn said she got a spooky coochie."

by spookycoochie October 5, 2018

coochie monger

1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know

Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger

by blehhhhhhhh8 January 9, 2019