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Condren

Man i heard james has been boaging and then had a condren last night
by Jesus the turd November 28, 2010
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Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.
Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"
by Salviati May 1, 2011
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Congress

A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle
The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.
by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013
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Congress

One of the major parts of the United States federal government that contains 2 parts: the House and the Senate. Also, members are usually designated to the Republicans, the Democrats or to an independent party. They are pretty powerful since one of their major functions is passing or repealing laws that can effect the entire country. These people work long and hard to try to take away your freedoms every single day by passing more and more laws and bills that are completely useless and unnecessary. These people also tend to act like idiotic butthurt teenagers with too much power in their hands.

These politicians are so butthurt that they will shutdown the government if no one agrees with their views. Logic and reasoning, as well as actual facts and data won't get through to them. One such case is Nancy Pelosi who stated that every month 500,000,000 Americans lose their jobs. The major flaw with her statement is that in 2009 (the year that she stated that), there were only 316 million people in the United States and yes, she said millions. This is one of the examples of the failures of Congress.
Congress consists of 2 parts: The House and the Senate and this branch of government is filled with nothing but butthurt children with too much power and are idiotic to boot. This, of course, is a pretty terrible combination for the country.
by Digital Preacher January 9, 2015
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Dear Congress...

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.
That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."
by Blk Mage April 1, 2009
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congresslizard

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by steve odekerk January 24, 2005
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Congress

As in United States Congress, another word for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: Did you get to see her Congress?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
by MeowKittehFace April 27, 2011
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