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Comment-sation

A conversation on Facebook communicated completely through comments on a status, post, photo, etc.
(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)

Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011
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Comment Abuse

Comment abuse is where someone says things that, if said out loud, would be considered verbal abuse, even if in a joking manner.
(in comments)

Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!

Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !

Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this
by ninjastarr09 November 18, 2010
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Comment Edits

Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70

Example of typical Comment Edits.
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jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
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Comment Convo

A conversation that takes place on facebook between two people, online at the same time, that comment on each other walls instead of using the chat feature.
John: "I got so many notifications on my facebook due to your comment convo with Jane"
by Workboat42 September 2, 2010
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Comment Kamikaze

A person who spam copy and pastes emojis in comment sections.
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by The Comment King April 5, 2017
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