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Comfort puppy

People go to comfort puppies for comfort and advice whenever they need help usually with a breakup, when they’re used or when they are at their weakest. And then when they’re better, the forget the comfort puppies. But those people are never there for comfort puppies and usually start talking about their own issues. So comfort puppy is a person who’s job is to be a therapist for people who don’t give a shit about them.
X: ,,My friend usually texts me when ge is sad and needs help, other than that…no.”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”
by Unicorns are amazing November 23, 2021
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comfort player

a sports player you develop some sort of emotional attachment to over the course of watching/supporting a team. a player you find comfort in watching. someone who's personality you vibe with. they're just wholesome and watching them play always puts you in a good mood.
freddie andersen is definitely my comfort player
by bee loves hockey August 9, 2021
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Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021
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comfortable silence

It doesn't mean you don't have anything to talk about; it just means that you feel comfortable enough to enjoy those moments of silence together.
Sam and Mikayla we’re awfully in comfortable silence while riding in the bumblebee, after escaping from barracuda
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Comfort room

Where students study,talk,change clothes and apparantly eat. It is also used rarely to escape class for a minute to wake them selves up.Of course it is also used to pee and poop in ,but some students try to not poop in school.Honestly,the possibilities are endless. it's even used to take selfies or videos or groufies.
Let's go to the comfort room,I have to tell you something.
by Heyo... July 28, 2018
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Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.
‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019
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Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable
"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."
by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 7, 2017
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