When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.
"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."
"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
by Triptakers December 18, 2012
Get the coach sneezemug. An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.
"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.
by Alternate Avé December 15, 2008
Get the Coach Shimsmug. by FCoachJones October 29, 2023
Get the coach jonesmug. Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.
They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.
They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.
Example:
Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*
Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*
Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*
Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*
by SO4 December 10, 2009
Get the Bucket Coachmug. you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”
“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant
by Alex/Jade/Cam/Nicole/whatever May 10, 2020
Get the coach avantmug. Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.
by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019
Get the Coach joemug. 