cleveland bosco stick

A rubber dildo which is deliberately made porous by means of chemical decomposition, then is soaked in diarrhea.

Me: Hey Brad, your girlfriend's diarrhea is so gnarly that a cleveland bosco stick fell out of her ass when I was fucking her last night.
Brad: How'd she forget about that thrilldo long enough for it to start rotting, anyway?

by thatstitchguyiswasted July 15, 2009

Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.

So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008

Cleveland field goal

After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.

We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.

by brownskicker February 6, 2009

Cleveland Brownnose

When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and paints a girls nose with his asshole

Lil" Nancy was a whoreslut for sure. She'd take a Cleveland Brownnose from anybody with an asshole!

by ChatNasty February 14, 2008

The Cleveland Wave

The feeling you and all your friends in the room get when you realize that your awesome sports team is going to drop the ball again in a series and lose all hope for your city.

This feeling is similar to the one you get when you eat too much hot sauce and your stomach decides to tell you so.

We were watching the Cavs in game 5 and all of a sudden the cleveland wave came over us and we knew it was all over.

by Disco_Inferno May 14, 2010

cleveland steamroll

During sexual intercourse one partner may deficate on the others chest. This is known as the cleveland steamer. In addition to pooping they might also roll over the feces on their partner and get it all over their bodies, this is known as a cleveland steamroll. It is a sign of love and affection.

Marvin took a huge shit on Jessica's chest and then proceded with the cleveland steamroll.

by boratbangsyomomma September 9, 2006

Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.

It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!

by streetwhiz May 22, 2009