Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Chimney sweep

The victim if a blood drinking cult ritualisticly hung on a chimney and bled out. Generally 2 men and the rest are women who all wear white on those nights. They all drink the chimney sweeps blood and go nut balls crazy!
Thay chimney sweep never looks thz same when they drain her, like shes not in there anymore.
by swellsoundsthatkill April 4, 2022
mugGet the Chimney sweepmug.
When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
mugGet the Planet of the apes chimney sweepmug.

Chimney Sweeper

Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.
I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.
by Cr8ivewonder July 1, 2019
mugGet the Chimney Sweepermug.

Chode Chimney

when there is no other chimney available for Santa to go through
I didnt have a chimney so santa went down the chode chimney
by anonymous December 31, 2024
mugGet the Chode Chimneymug.

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
mugGet the Chimney Cricketsmug.

chimney maxxing

Smoking a copious amount of cigarettes daily for an extended period of time.
by Jesus762x39 April 29, 2024
mugGet the chimney maxxingmug.

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