A reference to music audiences in Chicago, Illinois who are primarily comprised of 18-25 year-old hipsters whose glassy-eyed apathy seemingly contradicts their voluntary financial investment for ticket prices (usually paid for by their parents). Reports of "Electrifying" and "Dull" performances alike from these audience members are uttered from identical, expressionless faces.
In no other U.S. city do so many under-appreciated, self-published music critics gather for the communal enjoyment of music as they do in The Windy City, where they may collectively tranquilize entertainers with The Chicago Stare.
by Phil-z January 16, 2011
Get the Chicago Stare mug.A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.
If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.
While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.
While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."
by Subway053 June 1, 2016
Get the Chicago Lane Change mug.Related Words
An especially shitty way of driving. Basically, you get as close to someone's bumper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. Commonly seen from FIBs in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin
by BigDikFil February 5, 2017
Get the Chicago Merge mug.The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.
*see fruit basket.
*see fruit basket.
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018
Get the chicago pussy mug.by Slormbno November 29, 2021
Get the Chicagotize mug.You grab onto your sex partner, stick it in the back door and just sit there like your on union pay.
Last night I didn't have any energy but she wanted to be kinky so I gave her the Chicago Plumber and went to bed.
by BO HARRIS January 8, 2023
Get the Chicago Plumber mug.by La Morena August 8, 2003
Get the chicanismo mug.