Considered god to some and mean by others, Mickey chew states clearly to stay away from milfs and the fiesta bakery. Referred to as the CCC or just chew
Student: yo Mickey chew me and the boys are heading to the fiesta bakery to see Jordi's mom after the game
Mickey Chew: no seeing jordi's mom and stay away from the fiesta bakery
Mickey Chew: no seeing jordi's mom and stay away from the fiesta bakery
by Lil dasher October 27, 2019

by j-pill November 2, 2010

An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.
Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!
by Tom Emansky March 29, 2011

Chris: "This fight is boring."
Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."
Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)
Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."
Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)
by eldorath April 14, 2007

A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.
"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"
"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"
"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"
by teamspetsnaz March 4, 2009


Canadian winterized version of dine-and-dash. For those of us who are to cheap to pay our restaurant bill, and chose to run out the door.
by jakestewart March 11, 2011
