internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

chefs ass

When one singel chef works so hard in the suns bedroom knows as a kitchen that there anal section and gooch sweat and chafe to the point of no return and become and gain extremely painful walking patterns

Yo jord-I I have had a busy day and it's so hot I can't walk. To whitch jord-I would reply ahaha blood have you got chefs ass lol 😂

by Chefs ass (jacob wooly) September 3, 2017

ghetto chef

A cook that puts together a meal made from cheap, processed and prepackaged food.

Lunch tastes like shit, the the ghetto chef thinks KD & canmed tuna is a gourmet casserole.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

Traeger Chef

A Traeger chef is someone who buys a Traeger grill and then thinks they’ve become a pit master. All they can do is set a dial and follow the instruction manual, BBQ for dummies, while convenient for the unskilled it will never be the best.

Shane-Man I got a Traeger, got all my Traeger spices, gonna smoke everything because now I’m the greatest man to ever smoke sausage.
Real Man- that Shane he’s quite the Traeger chef. 🙄

by Big Rig 69 May 11, 2019

best chef

the best chef is the coolest chef and most hated person in the world

best chef is gay

by coool boy September 6, 2020

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

Chef Jef

1. A really cool, laid back, funny, and all around a great guy that has a tendency to fall for crazy women that lie, cheat, and ruin his life. Also he is a great cook and very very good in bed and never bottoms.

2. A guy that doesn't know shit about cars but can make any woman orgasm easily and multiple times.

3. A guy with a perfect dick. It's nice and thick and big, but it's not too big that it would ever cause excessive pain.

4. A guy that can make anybody orgasm. Is bisexual and can suck dick just as good as he can eat pussy. Has an amazing dick, but more importantly knows how to use it.

1. That guy is a real Chef Jef... Poor guy.

2. That guy was a real Chef Jef. I lost count of how many times I came!

3. Oh my god, that was the best sex of my life! You can fuck me whenever you want, Chef Jef!!

4. Chef Jef should totally be a porn star. His sex is the hottest no matter who he is with.

by Chef Jeff! April 9, 2023