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Chad

My one true love. The one that got away. The one I keep hoping comes back! Chad makes every woman fall in love with him after just a few days of being around him. He wrote me the most romantic message one time and then just fell off the face of the planet never to be seen again. By anyone except HER. The other woman that is, the one who cares only about herself, her cats and her selfish desires. Chad made me only attracted to older men with his sexy self and he really raised the bar for what I will accept in a relationship. I'll either hold out for Chad or an exact replica, whichever actually happens. I'll leave it up to fate to decide!
My sister: Who would you rather marry, Brad Pitt or Chad?

Me: Chadddd 😴
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somenplace in asia probanbly i don't fucking know

who the fuck even calls a country chad anyway

retards
hey my man i'm going to chad. says bob.

Wtf is a chad. says steve.
by ElusiveShadow December 21, 2018
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Someone who talks down to others because they believe they are more intelligent and are attractive to girls than other men. Chads tend to get all of the insecure girls due to his constant spewing of his accomplishments in life. Chads often hang out with other chads at social events or hop around from girl to girl. Chads never miss a chance to ask a hot girl on a date.
Dude, what happened to Trevor? He used to be such a homie but now he hangs out with all the chads
by 👥 September 23, 2018
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Did you see the bulge in that guy's pants?

Yeah, I know he's definitely a Chad!
by Ali in the CIA July 18, 2010
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noun: chad; plural noun: chads

A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
by Randybobany January 28, 2017
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a male suffering from an alpha-male complex with a proclivity towards Fox Racing, Tapout, MMA, Affliction, Jack Daniels followed by a Coors light, Monster Energy Drink, Skin, and tribal tattoos. Chads surround themselves with females named Missy or Amber, and other males named Darrel. Chads can often be found driving lifted trucks, covered in aforesaid stickers and sportin' a soul patch/chin strap. Chads refer to other Chads as "bro," and can often be found reenacting their favorite MMA moves on each other to impress Missy, Amber and Darrel.
fag dick asshole douchebag douch bro douchebaggery asshat dumbass Jerk chad
by antihero123 April 11, 2011
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A type of Caucasian male often with blond or light brown hair they sometimes have a blonde girlfriend characteristics include but not limited to: being a dick/douche; defined musculature; uses the terms bro, babe or dude; owns a surfboard, a shark tooth necklace and a long-board.
by Hellakman November 9, 2010
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