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One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.
Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”
by dickinyourass August 26, 2018
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Edward Cullen

He’s the kind of psychotic guy with many issues who sneaks into girls’ bedrooms to watch them sleep.

Apparently he suffers from a horrible disease in which he believes he is a “vampire”, yet also a 108 year old teenage boy.

As you can see, this very charming and handsome fuckboy will lure girls such as Isabella Swan to suffer from thinking she would rather die than be away from him.
Bella Swan: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SO HANDSOME!!!! Sksksksksk

Random person: wtf
by Kihara Pseudonym April 7, 2019
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Edward Cullen

EVERY.BOYFRIENDS.NIGHTMARE!!!
AKA
The hottest Vampire that will protect you and steal your girl
Twilight new moon

Bella: Were breaking up Jacob...
Jacob: Its cause of that bloodsucker huh?
Bella: Its always been Edward Cullen!
by Mrs.Cullen108 May 1, 2020
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cellevision

The combination of the words cell pone and television, cellevision is a service which broadcasts live and on-demand television to your mobile phone. It has been a buzzword in the wireless "m-tertainment" industry since the late 1990s, and is now being used more frequently by the general public as the technology advances and becomes widely available.

*Some people abreviate the world cellevision as "CV", just as the word television is abreviated "TV".
The boredom of the waiting room was palpable, so I decided to check the news and sports on cellevision.
by technodude March 13, 2005
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Edward Cullen

The sexiest, most beautiful vampire ever to be written. Of course, Louis de Pointe du Lac is his equal.

Edward is a character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. He is the reddish-brown haired, topaz-eyed beloved of the beautiful Bella Swan.
I heart Edward Cullen.

"...and so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
by Betsy Jacobson November 1, 2006
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Edward Cullen

Cool people pronounce this word as: Edward Coo-yen

That fucking boring douchebag from the Twilight series who makes annoying little teenie-bopper girls wet their drawers. Sometimes smart people who read the books get so angry about the lack of chemistry he has with Bella that they just want to forget the books were ever written. It is astounding that people can be so blinded by his "beauty" that they do not realize that he is unbelievably BORING and OVER-CONTROLLING. He is also cheesy and rediculous. Everything he says reeks of snobby arrogance and lies. Finally, he is constantly having to ask Bella what she is thinking and then Bella always says the same thing (something along the lines of "Waaaaah! When are you going to change me into a vampire!?!?" or "Waaaaah! When are we going to have teh secks!?!?") to which Edward always makes the same reply. In short, they never have anything to say to eachother.

By the way, the real reason they are not having sex is NOT because Edward is afraid he will hurt her, it's because he can't get it up! You can't get an erection if you don't have any blood in your system! And don't come up with bullshit replies to this known truth, I don't care that it's the whole "willing suspension of debelief thing" because I'm not willing to suspend my belief!
Edward Cullen: "Hey Bella, let's have the same conversation over and over and over again and see how long it takes these lonely 13-year-olds to realize that we are completely boring together and have absolutely no chemistry to speak of."

Bella: "Okay! It is so much fun to value a boy solely for his looks and his ability to come up with bullshit declarations of love. Also, I love the way you control my every move and never let me think for myself. Finally, I can't wait until you change me into an undead, bloodless, inhuman monster and our relationship falls apart completely."

Edward: "WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE!"
by Jacob/Bella Shipper January 24, 2008
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Cullen

Ugly, Unsuccessful with women and men, interested in men. Unliked by all, extremly small pin dick, Involved in some kind of sport. Usually footbal. Likes to use dildos for anal purposes. Do Not Date a guy Called Cullen
by Why Hello There :) October 23, 2009
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