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CDS

Coronavirus Derangement Syndrome, when someone doesn't actually listen to what a person is saying or writing, but instead accuses them of wanting to kill nurses, babies, small animals, even though they agreed the virus is bad, but their family can't afford to buy bread, so they want to reopen the economy.
Karen obviously suffers from CDS, she just wish 10 people death because they want to go fishing by themselves during the pandemic.
by Dan Montgomery April 29, 2020
mugGet the CDSmug.

CDS

Can't do shit
My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.
by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018
mugGet the CDSmug.

CDS

omg you've got CDS
by lampshade456 January 3, 2021
mugGet the CDSmug.

CD

A thing that is ANCIENT!
omg like yasss I still use cds cuz yasssssss xxxxxxx
by Faultycriminal1 August 2, 2024
mugGet the CDmug.

CD

nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana
cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag
by apx_swishy January 6, 2022
mugGet the CDmug.

melt a cd

Basically saying go fuck yourself without the cussing. Best if you're around family
"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"

"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"
by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017
mugGet the melt a cdmug.

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."
Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.
by MP is here June 20, 2022
mugGet the CD Face Palmmug.

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