cd

calm down

person1: hello!

person2: cd nigga

by cdking March 9, 2024

CD

something millennials can't buy because they don't have anywhere to play them

millennial: hey mum can i go get a CD or two?
millennial's mum: no we have nowhere to play it!
millennial: but i can play it on the Blu-ray player.
millennial's mum: i said no now drop it!

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

Cd

A cd short for compact disc is an ancient relic used by literally everyone in the 2000s to store audio and mp3 files rather than using a tape

Look i got that jungle classics cd tha tg was just released

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

cd

it means kill yourself

Person A: i need a digital optical disc data storage format that can play music for me
Person B: cd

by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

CDS

Coronavirus Derangement Syndrome, when someone doesn't actually listen to what a person is saying or writing, but instead accuses them of wanting to kill nurses, babies, small animals, even though they agreed the virus is bad, but their family can't afford to buy bread, so they want to reopen the economy.

Karen obviously suffers from CDS, she just wish 10 people death because they want to go fishing by themselves during the pandemic.

by Dan Montgomery April 29, 2020

CDS

Can't do shit

My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.

by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018

CDS

cheesy dick syndrome

omg you've got CDS

by lampshade456 January 3, 2021