Carlos

A person who sucks sick and is never good at sports. He’s also gay.

Damn, he’s like a Carlos.

by XxAsian_BoixX November 10, 2020

Carlos

A mexican that is a drug dealer,work in the tomatoes filed ,weird,funny,awesome,and make white people mexican food

Carlos will always support you no matter what✌

by Mexican drug dealer May 1, 2018

Carlos

a bitch ass nigga that has a smelly ass mouth with no hygiene

ew is that fat nigga carlos over there

by sniffass December 24, 2021

Carlos

Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!

Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.

by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017

Carlos

You eat too god damn much precious

You eat like a Carlos

by Ccthb January 27, 2020

Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.

“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”

by Lololololfightme March 9, 2019

Carlos

Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.

Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.

Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.

by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019