Molson Canadian

A pretty good cheap beer. It's not fancy, but it kicks the shit out of Labatts Blue and all those shitty American beers like Coors and Bud lite

When I'm making cash I drink Heinekens but when I'm not, I could do a lot worse than Molson Canadian

by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

canadian beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

I was sitting there and out of nowhere I got a boner! So I readjusted to the Canadian Beltbuckle and nobody saw a thing! :)

by Iluvcumming May 6, 2006

cross canadian ragweed

Amazing band orignally from Yukon,Oklahoma and has grown into a widely known band in the last few years. Mostly known by people living in the south and southwest.

Cross Canadian Ragweed rocked last night!

CCR has gotten so big recently.

by Bucknut November 19, 2006

Canadian Armed Forces

The Canadian Armed Forces- An incredibly underfunded, yet superior fighting force. Canada holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill. Best snipers in the world, combined with infantry that can top any others in the world, makes the Canadian Armed Forces a force to be reckoned with. Though superior in quality, they lack the numbers of their American counterpart. One on one Canadian soldiers could undoubtedly take on any other country without worries. However, underfunding and lack on numbers makes the Armed Forces of Canada somewhat of a militaristic joke. Given the proper funds and the numbers of the US, Canada could easily annex the US.

Canadian Armed Forces. Simple

by TDSaile January 24, 2010

Canadian Full House

A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.

Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"

by elguapo702 February 8, 2010

Canadian Banjo

The act of slapping a man’s balls during sex to create a classical composition.

“Last night Samantha played me a mean Canadian Banjo!”

by Rolf Litler March 5, 2018

Canadian lingerie

Long underwear, commonly known as longjohns.

It's gonna be a cold one today, better put on my Canadian lingerie... there's no way boxers will keep the chill off my legs.

by Aggregate Brian January 24, 2009