Canada

Something that is not real.

"Daddy, theres a monster under my bed."
"Jimmy, it's just like Canada- Not real."
"But we are Canadian."
"Shhh."

by AOOOOGGGHHHAA October 21, 2019

Canada

A country that is large, good-looking, and bloody well cold. The citizens of that country are constantly apologizing, and tobaggoning, and going to Tim Hortens, and playing hockey, and saying "Eh".

Yeah, I'm from Canada, Eh.

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018

Canada

Americas hat

Whats that big thing above the U.S.A. Oh it’s Canada

by Crunchy_Toast February 3, 2021

Canada

1. a place where its hella cold 6 and a half months of the year

2. it snows too much

person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"

person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."

by woodguy >:] October 20, 2022

Canada

A large open piece of ocean because Canada doesn’t exist

Canada just doesn’t exist

by Phoenix the primagen October 19, 2020

Canada

A Mythical land where everyone is nice

Canadian 1: Canada is the best! We are all so nice!
Canadian 2: Sad our land doesnt exist

by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019

Canada!

Great place...Best place.......THE ABSOLUTE BEST PLACE!!! I love it so much! It has great food, great healthcare, great people and just all around AWESOME!

American: Where are we. This place is beautiful. And the food. The food is delicious. Way better than our american food.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.

by F_I_N_N_I_A_N May 31, 2019