Crystal

Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool"

George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS!
George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL

by jzpassion4footy November 21, 2010

Crystal methamphetamine

A powerful stimulant drug that attacks the nervous system and the dopamine system in the brain. Street names include but not limited to: Tina, Crystal, Meth,

Crystal meth, Shabu, Side, crank, gack, jib, ice, and glass. It is a very dangerous drug stay away.

Guy 1: - What are you doing
Guy 2: - Smoking a drug called

crystal methamphetamine

by Mohawk Kris February 26, 2022

Piss crystals

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.

I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.

by Mousetower March 4, 2011

crystal

a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex

At the club I met a crystal

by chris's lover October 20, 2006

Crystal

Crystal's are dumb bitches who you shouldn't associate with.

Friend: Why is she so dumb?

Me: Her name is Crystal, that's why

by dumbgirl101 September 19, 2018

Crystal

Usually a hoe

Wow your moms name... she's a crystal

by A punk ass teenager June 5, 2017

Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016