chris

A man who will do anything to get a pair, if not multiple pairs, of testicles in his mouth.
Chris really loves waking up with a pair of balls in his mouth.
by charchar88 August 21, 2014
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Someone you can always trust and confide in, very sexual, usually married and has kids, handsome, buff and kick ass, great body guard
Chris is married :(
by Ganstagreelzz August 04, 2011
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Chris

A totally gorgeous man, usually wears brightly coloured T-shirts.

Likes to dance with "gunfingers" and honestly believes he has "moves"

Hates making decisions and Peas.
If you find a "Chris" then, girls you should hang on to him for life. He's a keeper!
Girl 1 "Look at that guy over there......Yummeh!!"

Girl2 "He is a total Chris! Look at his moves...only he can truely pull off gunfingers with bare ghetto style!"

Girl 1 "Agreed!!"
by MOOSEY-KINS May 07, 2011
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A cool guy who knows how to make people laugh. A Chris is good at almost everything.

A Chris is simply the closest to perfection one can get.
Man, I wish I was more like Chris.
by random0027 May 10, 2014
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Chris

Guy ( HOPEFULLY ). Plays sports , and won't hit girls. Hates Pervs and always mistaken for gay ( means happy :D) always thretened and picked on. Won't hit girls cuz he says that he is being a genlteman but some say he is being a gentlewoman. Mostly quiet and everybody says he is EMO.

Week.
" Hey is that guy over there gay "

" Oh him!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "
by ShayKates March 31, 2010
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Stop being such a Chris.
by Jolo May 12, 2013
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an awkward guy who always wears sunglasses, and flails all over the place. looks ridiculous when playing frisbee in his high socks. he somersaults and leaps for the frisbee and lands of fillipino children named guppy after hopping a fence in his hot turqoise shirt with all his grace. however, he is the funniest person ever and everyone needs to play frisbee with him. ur life will b all the better. YAY CHRIS!! ROCK THOSE SUNGLASSES!!!!
chris jumped to get the frisbee, but accidentally injured a young foreign child.

whoa, what a chris!!!
by fitzyforever July 05, 2010
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