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bootyhole cancer

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake
Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !
by Rainbow Johnson June 10, 2016
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life cancer

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.
"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."
by Stubert November 6, 2007
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Patriotic Cancer

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.
I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker
by k_brhodes July 6, 2014
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Cancer Jesus

A meme coined from the (slightly disturbing) music video of "I Feel Better" by Hot Chip referring to the British comedian Ross Lee in the video. He's called Cancer Jesus (or in some instances "White Ghandi," and the like) mainly because he appears awkwardly in a shiny white hospital gown and is completely bald and "shoops da woop" on the fictitious members of the boy band in the video. Needless to say the video may be funny to some people and for the most part just leave the viewer awestruck at what they watched.
Friend A: Dude, did you watch that Hot Chip vid I sent you??
Friend B: Ya, it was sooo f#@$ed up man, wtf was with Cancer Jesus, LOL?
by NaPz September 16, 2010
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hymen cancer

A serious life threatening disease, which can claim the lives of many young women with an unpenetrated vaginas. Full loss of vaginal virginity is the easiest and smartest method to prevent this terrible disease.
It's a shame to see so many young women die from the easily preventable disease of hymen cancer.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 19, 2010
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Super cancer

A form of cancer that gives you two months to live, and makes Bungie sorry for you so you can haz recons
Dear bungie i haz super cancer only two months to live can I haz recon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
by madmonkey540 December 14, 2010
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cancer feminism

1. women are considered above men.

2. women are always the victim

3. All men are pigs until proven otherwise by a women
Examples of cancer feminism include:
The ability to revoke consent after the act has already been committed
by shadyblue9o9 April 17, 2017
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