Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

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cancel simulator

what the real men play

"do you play cancel simulator"
"no"
"bruh imagine not being cancelled"
"..."

by povwhenthe May 9, 2021

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Cancelled

1. A term used to describe an individual who possesses a penis of a significantly abnormal size, some argue an inhumanely large penis.

2. A term used to describe an individual with excessive or insatiable desire for wealth or gain or extreme hunger for wealth or material gain.

3. A word used to discriminate racial minorities in an unreasonable manner or with a unneeded intensity/force.

Examples 1: “dick boy is so cancelled, did you see those leaked screenshots of the zoom meeting? Incredible”

Example 2: “call us cancelled cah all my homies chasing the bag, money”

Example 3: “did you not notice his skin tone? He’s cancelled”

by Zac zac zac November 6, 2020

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On Cancel

Exposed for controversial deeds and/or illegal deeds.

Mason: Yoo did you hear Luborn's Hottest Rapper Kevin Damont, was put on Cancel in Birdshitter last night for saying religious people should turn Atheist?

Brian: Fuck dude!

by PencilBuzz July 30, 2023

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Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.

1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.

by PloskJ January 11, 2012

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