chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.
Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?
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butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them
My girlfriend is a butthole lover
by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018
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internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
by nihilist arbies October 29, 2018
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Taco Butthole

When you are penetrating your partner anally and as the male ejaculates the female releases feces creating a gooey residue in the anal cavity.
Me: Aye Yo Ms. D wanna make taco butthole after school?
Ms. D: Only if you ace your English quiz.
Me: Right on!
by _LouMoney_ January 03, 2021
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windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts
Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser
by notoriousnat07 February 09, 2011
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Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.
Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!
by imhypershadow April 05, 2017
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butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.
by Bradley227 October 03, 2017
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