A drinking apparatus to consume large amounts of rum in a short amount of time. Consists of several feet of tubing connected to a valve and another section of tubing a few inches long. The tube is inserted into the rum, preferably a 2 liter of rum & coke, which is placed above the drinker, either at the top of stairs or a loft. The valve is opened and gravity forces rum down the tube and into your throat. Guaranteed to mess you up.
Holy hell, we downed that half gallon of rum in like... 20 minutes. I don't even feel a thing though.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.
by Timmy W. April 26, 2008

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

by oolong August 17, 2006

Don't talk about it, bong about it. Rip a fat pack of marijuana out your bong when you fight with someone.
My girlfriend and I were fighting, then I spotted my bong. I said "Bitch, don't talk about it, bong about it."
by Bullshitter420 April 9, 2015

A beer bong filled with beer and quadrito (Cheetos, Dorito's, Fritos, and Tito's Vodka). A favorite amongst frat daddy's and those looking for a high-calorie liquid intake!
by Sparky the SunDevil April 19, 2014

The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China
by PensHockey71 October 25, 2018

by Mir0ki September 16, 2021
