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business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.
Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.
by dmalanowski January 8, 2010
mugGet the business meetingmug.

business texter

A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.
Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.
by Vas E. March 9, 2010
mugGet the business textermug.

monkey business

Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!
Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015
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Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.
Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
by Lucifer firefly May 16, 2012
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lady business

A term used to politely describe the nether regions and/or pubic hair of a woman.
Before Melissa could wear her new bikini, she had to take care of her lady business.
by J0e_Average January 4, 2006
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Business Dreads

A form of dreads worn in a tight pony tail | Allowable in work environment
I'm glad he has business dreads now, I wasn't able to respect him before.

No Jamal! You can't work here unless you put that hair back into a business dread.
by Mr. Cheves January 14, 2010
mugGet the Business Dreadsmug.

Brownski Busy

Running around like you have something to do, when in reality you don't and expressing it to everyone
Jerry: "Man i have a lot of things to do today"
Bob:"Are you brownski busy?"
Jerry:"Not cool man."
by anon1935420 January 27, 2011
mugGet the Brownski Busymug.

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