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Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.
Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).
by Paritybond February 6, 2022
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minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.
Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.
by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011
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burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.
I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.
by Mkwanky January 5, 2020
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Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.
My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.
by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023
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Burrito Party

The act of having homosexual conduct during or after band practice.
"Alex and I are having a BURRITO PARTY tonight."
by Not The David January 9, 2013
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Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020
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Burrito Miscarriage

Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.
My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.
by derpaholic November 21, 2010
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