Rice Burner

Esentially, the "FAIL" of street legal cars. Usually driven by teenagers or losers in their early 20's who didn't go to college or didn't find productive jobs. The older the person driving the rice burner, the more times said person has failed.

Cliental: You've spotted a rice burner enthusiast if the suspect.....

1.Wears dime store jewelry
2. Has girlfriend who looks like her vagina is almost as worn down as her boyfriends tires
3. wears a sideways billed hat.
4. has a 13-inch exhaust tip with 2.5 inch piping
5. has noticeably used "carbon fiber" accessories from craigslist.
6. has rear wing that is taller than the average person in the country from which the car originated.
7. Thought tokyo drift was the best F&F movie.
8. Avoids muscle cars like the plague
9. would immediately become a sniveling coward at the site of an engine bigger than 2.6 L
10. cries when engine size is conveyed in cubic-inches
11. frequently talks of "turbo's" but never with any specification of the type
11. has a tank for filling helium balloons that has been converted into "NOS!"
12. Didn't attend school long enough to understand what NOS is.
13. Does not know the 4 parts in the 4-stroke-cycle
14. Originally thought that driving a stick-shift made them gear-heads.
15. Only drives with 1-arm on the top of the wheel and leaned back once he's made eye-contact with you and knows your watching
I finally got my mustang down into the 11's, but when i was leaving the track, some gaywad in his rice burner was hitting on chicks in the parking lot and it made me lose all the excitement i had.

Animal control came knocking on my door because someone had reported hearing a lot of kittens purring near-by, turns out a rice-burner had just tried to burn out past my house.
by AConcernedDriver November 20, 2009
mugGet the Rice Burnermug.

rice burner

Any asain imported car were the owner does only changes the cosmetics of the car and does not do any performance modifications.
Putting a wing on the car or getting a body kit before putting in a cold air intake or any other performance parts
by Andy June 1, 2003
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Bunny Burner

A scorned lover who is prone to commiting violent acts following a break-up of a relationship. References the Glen Close character in the movie "Fatal Attraction," who cooked a pet rabbit of the family of the lover who ended the relationship.
I want to break-up with my girlfriend, but she's psycho, a real bunny burner. Who knows what she would do to me?
by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010
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rice burner

1. A piece of shit asian import driver who believes any car can knock 10 seconds off their quater mile time with a turbo.
2. Any asian import with a disproportionally large tail wing, a low body kit, a high performance 4-cyl. engine, chrome rims, an obnoxiously loud exhaust system with a tip wide enough to fit your forearm into, and a sound system weighing as much as the car made to out-sound the exhaust. Cars like this usually get laughed off the racing strip.
"My rice burner is SOOOOOOOOOO PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYY"
by 89IROC-Z November 22, 2003
mugGet the rice burnermug.

oil burner

a Reference to Diesel trucks, which commonly burned enough oil to notice on a single tank full of fuel. some diesel trucks even had a sticker on the fuel door that said "check engine oil" so as not to run it out.
My ol' oil burner needs some fuel
by pwrstrk07 December 29, 2007
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Wagon burner

Rare drink commonly enjoyed indoors with the lights off. Margarita slush, splash of Pilsner, hint of vodka.
Let’s go make a couple fkn wagon burners and get this shit started
by Unclechris69 July 7, 2018
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