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Bruno

A very Sexy man that everyone loves.
Omg is that bruno? i would love to date him!
by Escaladelover February 22, 2022
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Bruno romani

A man on a mission. Big forehead, track star, yah dun kno, affiliated with the Gucci gang , has girls such as ed and lizette. Can do your homework.
Bruno Romani freed the gorillas at the zoo because they had a connection.
by BickbicholasB December 3, 2017
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Bruno

A little ass face who thinks he owns the world. Not to be confused with a timothy. Bruno walks around with his mouth hanging open and likes to call people "gay fucks," even though we all know he was cuddling with martin. Thinks he's hot, but in reality he is really short, like, 4 foot 3
Guy 1: "you are such a gay fuck"
Guy 2: "stop being such a Bruno"
by Opposum123456789 July 2, 2019
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Bruno

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno... but
It was my wedding day
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No clouds allowed in the sky
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
Thunder!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
Why did he tell us?
In doing so, he floods my brain
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Married in a hurricane
What a joyous day... but anyway
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot frame
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams
And feasts on your screams (hey!)
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)
He told me my fish would die
The next day: dead! (No, no!)
He told me I'd grow a gut!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
by ILY😉😍 June 20, 2022
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Bruno

Bruno is an italian male name. This is a name for gay people with a quite big penis. They look good, and will always bag your friend! Becareful if your Friend talks to a Bruno!
I think he is a Bruno.
What a Bruno!
by MrSpinelli August 14, 2018
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Bruno

That one dude Disney doesn't like in Luca and Encanto
Person 1: Bruno is so annoying
Person 2: that dude from the Disney movie?
by BuggyBeeBoy December 13, 2021
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Bruno

He has a sweet accent! <3 That just makes you smile! He is very good looking and fashionable! And most importantly he is an amazing dancer!
Omg, he is a Bruno, I have never meet someone like him!
Omg, I wanna find my Bruno!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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