Gentleman's Breakfast

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

breakfast in head

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story

by Fatbox October 1, 2006

whores breakfast

A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.

I was so drunk, all I wanted was a whores breakfast.

by Desikage July 8, 2005

leeds breakfast

Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own

"Pass us' a can mate, its time for my leeds breakfast"

by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010

Slut Breakfast

Two powerbars and a bottle a pink champagne.

When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.

by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015

Birthday breakfast

Croissant and a blow job

Happy birthday, do you want a birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017

breakfast lololol

in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.

guy 1: yo where'd guy 3 go
guy 2: he breakfast lolololed

by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023