clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 07, 2024

Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.

Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.

by Sick Em D October 26, 2022

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 25, 2021

anul beads

Anul beads are a sex toy used to penatrate the anul cavities, increasing the speed of entrance increases the amount of pleasure you receive

I would love to shove anul beads up your rectum

by Clegnut101 July 24, 2017

indian love beads

the shit u make up with ur boys when u need a code name for crack

bruuu they almost found my indian love beads

by dougdillerisanigga October 04, 2017

Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 05, 2021

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 02, 2022