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Beacon primary school

Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking

Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one

Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022
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Becoming: AI

There is a non-technological type of AI on the block and her name ain't Jenny, Sophia, or #TheLightWeCarry.

Becoming: AI is when your supernatural philosopher's stone (divine heart) turns into a heart of stone (robot heart).
It's devastating and evident to see humans Becoming: AI throughout this Russo-Ukrainian War.
by Sjoewee October 6, 2022
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Becometh

Become a meth head.
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.
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becoming less closeted

Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.

Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.

The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.

This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.

Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.

It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.

I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
by Sir H.C. Notneb April 13, 2023
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beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023
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become a banh mi

have white woman characteritics
I am going to become a banh mi
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Beancoming

When you’re down and out in the poker game but you somehow manage to claw your way back. This is the act of beancoming.
Oh man! great hand. You are beancoming your way back Chris.
by ShaunDoggs October 20, 2023
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