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Battle Gayale

A group event where fully errect men swing their dicks in a battle to test their sexual integrity. The last boner standing is gay.
I think Sebastian is gay, there’s only one way to find out... I challenge you all to a Battle Gayale!
by MobyRick917 May 11, 2018
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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
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Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.
What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.
by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011
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The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021
Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed
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love battle

When 2 guys put on glow in the dark condoms and use their dicks as lightsabers
Carl and Simon had a love battle last night we ran out of glow in the dark condoms
by Phoenix 123 August 7, 2020
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Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.
by 821abuQ February 16, 2021
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porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015
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