kyle barnett

Kyle Barnett is a man from Ohio, many of people have heard the voice of this person. to which he claims that of a biblical right of way. it is written that there will be a man coming to earth that will have a voice that all nations and kindreds would hear it. also he is the keeper of the number of the beast for it is also the number of a man, many people are under the false assumption that acceptance of the name, number, or the mark will take them to hell. but if you read the scripture says nothing about the number taking anyone anywhere, the number is often incorrectly called 666, but is actually 600,606.

Kyle Barnett seems kind of crazy, until you find out the things he says were written down after him and well before him.

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021

Brighton Barstool

The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).

“Me and my friends were feeling sore in the morning from a night of Brighton Barstooling”

by B-0110 July 11, 2022

Ross Barnett

Silly maths teacher who doesn't know how to keep his food on the desk.

That silly Ross Barnett! He spilt all of his food on the floor again!

by mauii August 18, 2022

being a bernstein

When someone butts into your conversation when you tell them not to.

Goddamn, that guy is being a Bernstein, it’s so annoying.

by Tony the toenail February 19, 2018

barsthole

1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.

2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.

A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.

Also shortened to barst.

Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!

Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting

Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

bikini barista

a female who serves coffe n shit in a bikini.

The bikini barista said she'd take her bra off for a buck

by Kerci February 26, 2008

barstewerd

A polite variant to the slang meaning of the word bastard.

your a bloody barstewerd

by Thomas Parsons January 29, 2004