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Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.
John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.
by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016
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backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times
Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.
by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014
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Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.
"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."
by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025
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Backseat barnstorming

"Man, the couple across from me in the parking lot is doing some backseat barnstorming"
by Geoff the Jeff February 8, 2022
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Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.
Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!
by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020
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Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.
Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.
by chaise longue April 9, 2024
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backseat all star

One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked
by ModernInka April 13, 2024
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