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burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.
Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*
by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
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burrito friendship

A relationship with a close friend where they can be their broken self with you and you can be your broken self with them and you're actually there for each other and don't have to act strong and perfect for each other.

It is called a burrito friendship because some people, when they are broken or depressed, sit in bed and wrap a blanket around themselves, making themselves a human burrito of sadness. And when you find someone else who you can be a burrito with, you develop a friendship, which is the burrito friendship.
Charlie gets sad sometimes about life and becomes a burrito.

Aly is also sad but she met Charlie and they can be burritos together.

Aly and Charlie's relationship is a burrito friendship.
by duckiemelon December 28, 2013
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Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!
by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011
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burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.
I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.
by Mkwanky January 5, 2020
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Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020
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burrito wrap

When you wrap your partner in their bedsheets and then proceed to fuck them.
Her sheets were already messed up so I totally burrito wrapped her.
by SexySexPanther December 7, 2015
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Burrito Party

The act of having homosexual conduct during or after band practice.
"Alex and I are having a BURRITO PARTY tonight."
by Not The David January 9, 2013
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