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Kobe Bryanting

"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.
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kobe bryant

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nick bryant

The guy everyone calls to for a hand. Knowing damb we'll he will tell you to fuck off.
I gota call Nick Bryant for a favor kuz he can do it all.
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Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.
Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
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Bryant

Fufu , dead , Limp , Garbage, cheeks, Ass, false advertising , lame , itty bitty , small , short dick , looser , feeble, weak, thin, flimsy, poor, sorry; unconvincing, implausible, unlikely "a lame excuse" minute, minuscule, microscopic, nanoscale, infinitesimal, very small, little, mini, diminutive, miniature, scaled down, baby, toy, dwarf, pygmy, peewee, Lilliputian; informalteeny, teeny-weeny, teensy, teensy-weensy, itty-bitty, itsy-bitsy, eensy, eensy-weensy, little-bitty; bite-sized, pint-sized; wee
"what are these tiny red insects?"unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informalthick, dim, dimwitted, slow-witted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded, daft
"they're rather stupid"
foolish, silly, unintelligent, idiotic, scatterbrained, nonsensical, senseless, harebrained, unthinking, ill-advised, ill-considered, unwise, injudicious;
inane, absurd, ludicrous, ridiculous, laughable, risible, fatuous, asinine, mad, insane, lunatic;
informalcrazy, dopey, cracked, half-baked, dimwitted, cockeyed, lamebrained, nutty, batty, cuckoo, loony, loopy
"that was a really stupid thing to do"
Wow your so Bryant . boy yo ass Bryant . I don't want him he's Bryant . Ugh I hate a Bryant dude ....
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Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.
Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.
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Bryant

Bryant is one of the sweetest, kindest, and most passionate people you will ever meet. Their smile lights up the room and makes your heart skip a beat. Once you meet a Bryant they’ll be on your mind all the time. They’re easily love-able and dynamic in the best way possible. Don’t let go of a Bryant easily, they’re worth every minute.
Oh you know Bryant? You’re so fucking lucky!
Bryant, how are you so goddamn love-able?
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