To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.
Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014
Get the Gentleman's Breakfastmug. A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
by Fatbox October 1, 2006
Get the breakfast in headmug. A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.
by Desikage July 8, 2005
Get the whores breakfastmug. by Aram A. February 24, 2008
Get the Gonorrhea for Breakfastmug. Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own
by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010
Get the leeds breakfastmug. in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.
by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023
Get the breakfast lolololmug. Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
by synchronicityii February 11, 2010
Get the turkey for breakfastmug.