by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003

A person who farts in a large crowd of people and shows no regard for those around them or even themself. Their main purpose is to release their gases, even if it means standing right in the center of their own stink. The opposite of a crop-duster.
"Damn man...Joe was like a SUICIDE BOMBER the other night man. He would just drop ass and stand there. It was like he was proud of it."
by Crabcakes May 1, 2007

Before climaxing within a woman's vagina, the man pulls out and, standing over her, begins masturbating furiously. The man then shouts "Allah u Akbar!" and then proceeds to climax on their own face. The Suicide Bomber.
Before climaxing, Jesse shocked the nation when he turned out to be a suicide bomber and climaxed all over his own face. There were two survivors. Nobody was injured, Jesse was just covered in semen.
by n8t the gr8 November 19, 2010

It's the dopest drink that was ever invented and specifically designed to taste like apple cider. No one, and I mean no one can taste the alcohol in this drizzink. Be careful the Brenda Bomber has been known to make mother's drunk at fall bashes and tailgates.
by DonKidick October 8, 2021

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013

When some one is stuck in traffic and has to take a shit. And instead of going outside the car to shit, you shit in your tupperware bowl inside your car and ruin your lunch.
by AFUSA February 3, 2023

"While Vincent was giving Anjelica the ole Cajun hot stick, she countered with a sausage bomber. It was very messy..."
by Fire base eagle one December 9, 2013
