skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"

i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz

by wee tamuel October 14, 2008

Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.

Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!

by IcyShadows January 18, 2011

beefy biscuits

When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.

I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!

by darkknight430 October 9, 2014

bumpin' biscuits

The act of violent scissoring.

That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.

"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"

by working... March 23, 2016

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018

Sweat biscuits

When your armpits sweat and creates a round biscuit shaped wet mark on your shirt.

Rachael: Hey Nicole, do you want to go after work?

Nicole: Sure, but first I have to change my shirt because I have sweat biscuits.

by LisaDank May 26, 2018

zoo biscuits

Any African currency.

Mother in law phones bank looking for Zoo Biscuits, Bank person asks how many would she like to buy.

by MysticCHicken October 11, 2018