A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.
Awkward tunnel ritual:
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
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Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
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Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging
John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
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slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
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Rachel: " how was your night last night"
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
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